[Bob]

Oh, and on the football team. Gives new meaning to "tight end" and "wide receiver". BWAAHAAAHAAA.

Let's not forget the baseball team.

There, many of the "switch hitters" only bat from one side of the plate. They also bring a whole new meaning to the concept of a hitter "going the other way".

[Huck]

There, many of the "switch hitters" only bat from one side of the plate. They also bring a whole new meaning to the concept of a hitter "going the other way".

Or getting handcuffed. Or fisting one.