[dix]

Sorry, but I am taking this with a huge grain of salt. Not because I am a televangelist, but I have been a salesman for thirty years, and those bullet points need a little work.

[AVNative]

Oh, please do. . . I think this piece is better as a spark for reflection, thought (and conversation) and has limits on being taken too literally. . . That's why I labeled it humor. The Door is, after all, The World's Pretty Much Only Religous Satire Magazine (so it says).

BTW, true fact: some of my best friends are salesmen, and even sell cars, and (gasp!) used cars! So this is not designed to be a slam on honest salesmen (and women), not at all.

One supersized grain of salt to dix's table, waiter!