All it takes to really screw up a man's hormones is a mortgage, 3 kids (I love them to death), bills up the rear, working two jobs to pay the bills up the rear (not to mention the mortgage), two teenagers (one's driving)--both in expensive extracurricular activities in a very Type-A community.
My wife is still beautiful even after putting up with me for about 20 years. We just don't have the opportunity like we used to.
Actually, my hormones are taking a beating from raising a toddler, in addition to those two teens.
Quite frankly, I'm not complaining, because I have an active and wonderful family life. Still, it may be time to visit my urologist!