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To: bedolido
What's the big hoopla about sex anyways?

I always thought that sex was the most unimpotant part of life and is something that should be mourned after the fact.

I am a 22-year-old man and I have vowed to myself never to fall in love and to always remain celibate until the day of my natural death.

I ***KNOW*** if I fall in love that I will likely end up divorced and paying alimony so I make sure to never arouse a second glance from anyone. Seeing the responses from other guys here, I know for certain I have made the right decision.

Unfortunately, sometimes I find a girl at a restaurant, the library or the supermarket that I find alluring and then just shrug and walk away forlorn. Once a nice lady said "Hi" and I was nervous and said a gruff "Hello" and walked briskly away. I know if I had made verbal contact, it would have made me break away from my celibacy policy (which includes NO DATING).

I'm about to go into the computer field and in case I make a lot of money, I don't want a woman taking away half (or more!) of what I own. I consider it preventative and so far my celibacy policy has worked wonders.

I am proud to state that celibacy for life is 100% attainable! I have never engaged in sexual activity, gone on a date, danced nor have I ever made any intimate contact in my life.

I expect to be rewarded by God with 100 years of life. I am looking forward to another 82 years of celibacy.
447 posted on 09/27/2003 1:23:09 AM PDT by Mr. Morals (Bush is a Liberal)
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To: Mr. Morals
You're a funny guy. Better not let any woman find that out, or you will be in trouble!
448 posted on 09/27/2003 1:25:29 AM PDT by LPStar
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To: Mr. Morals
There are a lot of reasons to be celibate. So no one can hurt you is certianly a choice. Not my taste though, for without pain one never knows how sweet joy is when it arrives.
462 posted on 09/27/2003 3:25:21 AM PDT by mlmr (I need a new, and improved Tag Line.... Freepmail me your suggestions.)
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To: Mr. Morals
Unfortunately, sometimes I find a girl at a restaurant, the library or the supermarket that I find alluring and then just shrug and walk away forlorn. Once a nice lady said "Hi" and I was nervous and said a gruff "Hello" and walked briskly away. I know if I had made verbal contact, it would have made me break away from my celibacy policy (which includes NO DATING).

I'm just curious: How much a month do you spend on cat food?

484 posted on 09/27/2003 11:03:44 AM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: Mr. Morals
I think you have the right idea, stay single.
487 posted on 09/27/2003 11:14:38 AM PDT by LisaAnne
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To: Mr. Morals
LOL
488 posted on 09/27/2003 11:15:22 AM PDT by wardaddy (The Lizard King it was.....)
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To: Mr. Morals
I am proud to state that celibacy for life is 100% attainable! I have never engaged in sexual activity, gone on a date, danced nor have I ever made any intimate contact in my life.

I expect to be rewarded by God with 100 years of life. I am looking forward to another 82 years of celibacy.

Well, the old prostate will probably blow out in a few years. If you are lucky, you will still have bladder control after it is removed, and won't have to spend the majority of your life in diapers.

So9

490 posted on 09/27/2003 11:20:37 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Put some ice on it)
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To: Mr. Morals
You are serious????

My gosh!

Hey, I am waiting until marriage, but won't be saving myself once I am married!

It is somewhat sad that all you care about is money, not the small things in life that matter the most like caring for another person.
501 posted on 09/27/2003 12:59:13 PM PDT by rwfromkansas ("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
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To: Mr. Morals
Yooooo hooooooooo! Never say never Mr. Morals!"

519 posted on 09/27/2003 6:52:15 PM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: Mr. Morals
I am a 22-year-old man ... I expect to be rewarded by God with 100 years of life. I am looking forward to another 82 years of celibacy.

For a computer guy, your math needs work.

Hb

524 posted on 09/27/2003 7:32:40 PM PDT by Hoverbug (whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
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To: Mr. Morals
Actually, Sex is THE most important part of Life - for without Sex, there IS no Life...

Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Personally, I'm glad you will never breed ;0)

552 posted on 09/28/2003 12:31:50 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (I like my women like I like my coffee - Hot, and in a big cup)
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