To: bedolido
What's the big hoopla about sex anyways?
I always thought that sex was the most unimpotant part of life and is something that should be mourned after the fact.
I am a 22-year-old man and I have vowed to myself never to fall in love and to always remain celibate until the day of my natural death.
I ***KNOW*** if I fall in love that I will likely end up divorced and paying alimony so I make sure to never arouse a second glance from anyone. Seeing the responses from other guys here, I know for certain I have made the right decision.
Unfortunately, sometimes I find a girl at a restaurant, the library or the supermarket that I find alluring and then just shrug and walk away forlorn. Once a nice lady said "Hi" and I was nervous and said a gruff "Hello" and walked briskly away. I know if I had made verbal contact, it would have made me break away from my celibacy policy (which includes NO DATING).
I'm about to go into the computer field and in case I make a lot of money, I don't want a woman taking away half (or more!) of what I own. I consider it preventative and so far my celibacy policy has worked wonders.
I am proud to state that celibacy for life is 100% attainable! I have never engaged in sexual activity, gone on a date, danced nor have I ever made any intimate contact in my life.
I expect to be rewarded by God with 100 years of life. I am looking forward to another 82 years of celibacy.
447 posted on
09/27/2003 1:23:09 AM PDT by
Mr. Morals
(Bush is a Liberal)
To: Mr. Morals
You're a funny guy. Better not let any woman find that out, or you will be in trouble!
448 posted on
09/27/2003 1:25:29 AM PDT by
LPStar
To: Mr. Morals
There are a lot of reasons to be celibate. So no one can hurt you is certianly a choice. Not my taste though, for without pain one never knows how sweet joy is when it arrives.
462 posted on
09/27/2003 3:25:21 AM PDT by
mlmr
(I need a new, and improved Tag Line.... Freepmail me your suggestions.)
To: Mr. Morals
Unfortunately, sometimes I find a girl at a restaurant, the library or the supermarket that I find alluring and then just shrug and walk away forlorn. Once a nice lady said "Hi" and I was nervous and said a gruff "Hello" and walked briskly away. I know if I had made verbal contact, it would have made me break away from my celibacy policy (which includes NO DATING). I'm just curious: How much a month do you spend on cat food?
To: Mr. Morals
I think you have the right idea, stay single.
To: Mr. Morals
LOL
488 posted on
09/27/2003 11:15:22 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(The Lizard King it was.....)
To: Mr. Morals
I am proud to state that celibacy for life is 100% attainable! I have never engaged in sexual activity, gone on a date, danced nor have I ever made any intimate contact in my life.I expect to be rewarded by God with 100 years of life. I am looking forward to another 82 years of celibacy.
Well, the old prostate will probably blow out in a few years. If you are lucky, you will still have bladder control after it is removed, and won't have to spend the majority of your life in diapers.
So9
To: Mr. Morals
You are serious????
My gosh!
Hey, I am waiting until marriage, but won't be saving myself once I am married!
It is somewhat sad that all you care about is money, not the small things in life that matter the most like caring for another person.
501 posted on
09/27/2003 12:59:13 PM PDT by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: Mr. Morals
Yooooo hooooooooo! Never say never Mr. Morals!"
To: Mr. Morals
I am a 22-year-old man ... I expect to be rewarded by God with 100 years of life. I am looking forward to another 82 years of celibacy. For a computer guy, your math needs work.
Hb
524 posted on
09/27/2003 7:32:40 PM PDT by
Hoverbug
(whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
To: Mr. Morals
Actually, Sex is THE most important part of Life - for without Sex, there IS no Life...
Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Personally, I'm glad you will never breed ;0)
552 posted on
09/28/2003 12:31:50 PM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(I like my women like I like my coffee - Hot, and in a big cup)
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