[lodwick]

Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries......but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to
protect her from the rat race...
you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ...
you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time
for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a
good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay
.... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low
pay ... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is
favoritism..

If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal
opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's
sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her
.... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you
.... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't
enjoy ... that's domination..

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep
in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're
vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after
something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're
full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.

If you have a headache ... you don't love her
anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

[mattdono]

Ehm, well, that about sums it up...

[Bon mots]

LOL

Bump for copying later.

[CheneyChick]

You are so bad!

[Spok]

Right on the money.

And the REAL test of manhood is accepting all of the above with humor and without whining or self pity.

[L,TOWM]

Just earned this thread a bookmark...

[Darksheare]

Crud! Loddy, I should have known you'd be where with that list first!!
*Crud crud crud crud crud crud!*

[thinking]

Bravo!!! will done sir!

A low time ago, when I was a young fellow, the girls were pregnant before marriage, so the subject of sexual harmony was never in question...today, well that is a different story, a man is expect to please his spouse, anytime at her request or is it demand?

[JusPasenThru]

More truth than poetry there.

[Doc On The Bay]

You MAY have just posted the best summarization of the emasculation of the American Male I have EVER SEEN!

SO MUCH of male sexual "performance & Desire" is Mental/emotional, that any concerted effort to discredit "Maleness" is likely to have an inordinately large effect.

ALAS!, "Male Sexuality" is a fragile Entity; a Man's "Physical Performance" is NOT a "Physiological 'Given,' (as the "Feminists" would have us believe,)," a Man's "Sexual Performance" is MOSTLY a Psychological Event.

( To the Ignorant Feminists--), Sorry, Ladies, Human Males are FAR MORE complex than "Your Average Paramecium!!"

Short of Electric Rectal Probes, NO Male Human Treated as a "Sperm Donor" is likely to Voluntarily respond to such an insult with a "Sperm Sample" under ANY circumstances!

Somehow, Sadly, a LOT of Women have forgotten that Sex is a "Partnership!"

I HOPE we have not descended to this level, but I FEAR THAT the Current generation of women are UTTERLY IGNORANT of Human Sexual Behavior!

HUMAN/Mammalian SEX requires that BOTH "Male & Female" "Partners" participate!

If the "FEMINAZI's" have successfully poisoned "Reproduction," American Females will be left Wondering WHY their "Lothario's" Can't Deliver!

There can be NO BETTER Indightment of "Feminizm" than the FAILURE of American Males to "Perform!!"

Watch Out, "Feminists!,"--the MALES have, thus Far, been unwilling to openly Fight the psychopathology fomented by the "Feminists."

The "BACKLASH" is going to be BRUTAL & 'MALE!!'"

Doc Apparently, the "Feminists" NEVER spent much time attempting to understand "The Male!"

All of our Information indicates that the "Politically Active" members of the "Feminists" have ASSUMED THAT "Males" are merely "Misguided Females!"

SORRY!!--"Males," & "Females," are NOT "Variations on the Same Theme!!"

While we may Both want the same Outcome, you can NEVER ASSUME that we (Men & Women) "Think Alike!"

SO BE IT!

Doc

[wardaddy]

Good post.

Child bearing medical advances are the main reason women now outlive us.

My great great grandpas in the 1800s almost all had multiple wives due to death in childbirth and many kids. No pill and abortion was unthinkable amongst all but the uttermost dregs of society.

Now with the childbirth danger out of the way, I think that which makes us strong also kills us faster....Testosterone and other exaggerated in males hormones and enzymes....which lead to more stress etc.

I'm not complaining. Old women hanging out together in their 70s spending the husbands cash is ok especially if they had a good relationship. I'd sure rather go first. Better for her and better for progeny's sake. Old widowers are much crankier.....no offense to old widowers...a few here whom I admire.

Widowers generally remarry much more frequently than widows for a variety of reasons....but aside from religious reasons ...why should a widower marry again unless he wants to be Tony Randall. The financial downside is not good....

Just a rant...

[nkycincinnatikid]

Thanks, I thought I was the only ingate to have such thoughts on occasion.

[ought-six]

"Men die first because they want to."

ROFLMAO!

[NRA2BFree]

Men die first because they want to.

LOL!!

[Rightly Biased]

yep

[AlbionGirl]

That's one of the best posts I've ever read.

You're right; men are always at fault. I can't count the number of times I've seen some poor sap ask his woman/wife "what's wrong"?, and she (who's ready to take out an eye) responds "nothing". She's not happy unless her husband/lover is the Amazing Kreskin; he has to know what's bothering her, right?

I'm often amazed at how much they'll put up with from their yammering wives. If I were in many of their shoes, I'd tell the little woman to JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!! I like a masculine man, in looks and in manner and they are fading way too fast.

The feminists have gotten what they wanted, although they're too stupid to even know it.

Let's get back to the Patriarchy because the Matriarchy BITES THE BIG ONE!