How to expose and torment liberals (editorial)

DebateUSA.com ^ | 9-18-03 | Jon Alvarez

[BostonianRightist]

The rest of the evening was quite awkward

You didnt go out with her again did you?

It would talk quite a looker for me to go out with a girl that refused to stand for the Anthem. We dont have women that pretty in Boston, some have mustaches that put mine to shame.

[DoctorMichael]

You didnt go out with her again did you?

Unfortunately, yes. Our 'mutual friends' were quite persistent in their attempts to pair us up. We were in the same building so it was hard to avoid one another. This occurred in 1991 and I was MUCH more resigned and accepting of this kind of crap from liberals than today.

Now, I'm outspoken. Which explains why I'm still single.......>LOL<. Single academic women, for the most part, are Lefists. There ARE plenty of Women out there that I come into contact with, however..........there are precious few Ladies.

It would talk quite a looker for me to go out with a girl that refused to stand for the Anthem.

She was kinda 'slovenly-hippy-butch' and not attractive to me at all. I already had a good indication previously on her weltenschaung{'world-view'}. At that point in time she was attempting to appear more 'upscale-feminine', which I saw through.......which was why I hadn't given her any attention previously.

[wku man]

I love walking through Barnes and Noble, proudly clutching my latest copy of Shotgun News...especially if it has a pic of a particularly nasty-looking black rifle on the cover. In my peripheral vision, the looks of disdain and disgust are priceless!

In smoking out libs, I also recomend using words such as "waitress", "stewardess", "actress", and "Hilldebi**h". Works every time.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[SkyPilot]

However, liberals might as well burst into flames when confronted by Ann Coulter. They foam at the mouth; their heads spin around 360 degrees, and begin to speak in some form of ancient language when they run up against Ms. Coulter.

Hmmm...interesting. To be fair, she elicits quite a different physical reaction in me.

[Travis McGee]

Yep, it's amazing the reaction that the gun mags get from the libs!

[Gritty]

Yep, it's amazing the reaction that the gun mags get from the libs!

They hate them in their favorite haunts, which are usually reserved for flower magazines, alternative medicine tracts and funky newpapers featuring advertisments for strange sexual partners and self-awareness religions.

So, drop off your old Issues of Guns and Ammo and American Rifleman into the magazine piles at your local latte shop!

[Temple Owl]

A stark amateur.

Pick on the "first pervert" "accused serial rapist" "convicted perjuror." Mention Mary Jo Kopechne. JFK turning the White House into a whore house.

There should be a separate list for ways to drive liberals nuts.

[Temple Owl]

ping

[longtermmemmory]

Know a poll watcher for 2002 who had fun with an ann coulter book. democrats hate criticism the way cockroaches hate the light.

[Tribune7]

Good one. Ping

[Travis McGee]

If I was young and single, and I frequented latte shops, I'd make an effort to flirt with hippie chicks, and then casually pull out a G&A to read, just to freak them out.

[Fzob]

bump

[TheGrimReaper]

Mary Jo Kopechne would have turned 63 this year.
Meanwhile, the fat pompous drunken bastard who drowned her is, of course, a Liberal Icon.