[Xenalyte]

From my current P.J. O'Rourke read, The CEO of the Sofa:

PJ is discussing the UN Millennium Summit, and he mentions several first-class criminals among the ranks of world leaders there assembled.

"And, in the matter of mopery, sexual misdemeanors, and lurking with criminal intent, there was our own Bill Clinton."

[humblegunner]

Mopery: Pronunciation: (mO'pu-rE), [key]
—n.
1. mopish behavior.
2. Slang.a violation of a minor or imaginary law or rule.

Thats an opopanax word if ever I heard one!