[RJL]

I found the judge’s Email and office phone numbers.

This is the great thinker that feels it’s a Constitutional right to call people, so have at it:

US District Judge Edward W. Nottingham
1929 Stout St
Denver, CO 80294
(303) 844-5018 X5 for Secretary

Staff Telephone Numbers

Chambers Email - nottingham_chambers@cod.uscourts.gov
Chambers Fax - (303) 335-2155
Secretary: Stacy Steinbrecher - (303) 844-5018 - Press 5 for Secretary
Courtroom Deputy Clerk: Edward Butler - (303) 844-5018
Docket Clerk, Civil Matters: Patricia Pirner – (303) 844-3433
Docket Clerk, Criminal Matters: Elaine Quintana - (303) 844-2115
Court Reporter: Therese Lindblom - (303) 628-7877

[Poohbah]

Now, I would *NEVER* (Wink, wink) advocate wardialing the entire 844 exchange in the 303 area code as telemarketers do (Wink, wink) to ensure that they get maximum "target audience coverage." (Wink, wink) Uh-uh. (Wink, wink) I'd never support doing that. (Wink, wink) Not for a second. (Wink, wink)

BTW, I've suddenly (Wink, wink) developed this amazing (Wink, wink) facial tic...

On a slightly more serious note...if a pimply-faced teenager wardials an entire exchange looking for a remote access server, it's a felony. If a telemarketer wardials an entire exchange looking for someone to answer the phone...it's a First Amendment right.

What was that "equal protection under the law" thingie again? Or was it just a concept created by some dead white men?