[donmeaker]

You should know that Jesus was not named Jesus. The letter J had not been invented. Rather IESU or iesu, because the rules of capitalization were also not invented. Latin was IESUXRISTOS, using the Greek leter Chi or X instead of Ch.

Of course an historical IESU did not speak Latin, but rather Aramaic, but probably (almost certainly) spoke, read, and understood Hebrew and Greek.

Now me, I worship Iuppiter, Iuno, Minerva, Vulcan, and Mars. I figure that I am old enough to have done with Venus

[anniegetyourgun]

True....but then, that wasn't the point.

[Old Professer]

How much fun could you have with a one-armed woman, anyway?