Homer: All you can eat- hah!
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, Neverending Story.
Homer: Do you think I have a case?
Lionel Hutz: Now Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.
Marge: We pretty much went straight home.
Hutz: Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.
Marge: We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Hutz: And when you couldn't find any?
Marge [weeping]: We went fishing!
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had ALL he could eat?
Fat Jury: [murmurmed agreements]
Fat Jury Man: That could have been me!