[It's me]

You will never meet a more conservative Catholic. (E.g, she can't stand any instrument but organ music in the church.)

Sheesh! That makes her a conservative Catholic!?

[Cousin Eddie]

I was trying to be concise. If you read all of the rants by conservative Catholic freepers against guitars, flutes, drums, and other instruments in the church, then this would be one example of her conservatism.