Posted on 09/24/2003 1:40:04 PM PDT by MrJingles
I've been searching for this for quite a while. The clip (found at the link) is a recording of a REAL telephone conversation between President Lyndon Johnson and his tailor. Johnson is ordering half-a-dozen pair of pants because he's putting on "about 20 pounds a month now." Enjoy!
*BURP!*
LBJ:"Now, another thing, the crotch, down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight. So when you make 'em up, give me an inch that I can let-out, there. Uh, because they cut me. It's just like ridin' a wire fence. These are almost... these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States."
Tailor: "Uh-huh."
LBJ: "But when I gain a little weight, they cut me under there. Leave me, uh, you never do have much margin there. Let's see if you can't leave me about a good inch from where the zipper ends *Burp* round, uh, under my, uh, back to my bunghole."
Tailor: "Alright."
This is how we are supposed to communicate with each other in a "Great Society"?
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