You are being a bit sarcastic, there is no way the GOP is responsible for your weight gain.
Of course they are. They could have stopped me from drinking too many sodas, or come and removed the Breyers Butter Almond from my freezer, or rousted me out of bed at 0530 to go for a run. But they did NOTHING!!! Curses on them!
39 posted on 09/24/2003 11:09:32 AM PDT by Coop
(God bless our troops!)