[First Amendment]

You know me not, you know nothing of Vedic Dharma, nothing of Vaishnava Dharma, nothing of the 12 mahajanas who are the eternal authorities of Dharma shastra, nothing of the vast spiritual knowledge contained in the Vedanta Sutra, Upanishads, and Vedavyasa's condensation of it all in the Bhagavat Purana. So when you have read all that (and followed the path of medititation and purification, otherwise it is vain academic mental masturbation) and studied the Mahabharat and the Bhagavad Gita which is but one chapter, then get back to me and discuss Hindu Dharma.

Until that time, stick to talking about that which you know.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Yatta yatta yatta - I'm sure I could spot some cut and paste links on the Internet.

Your scam is singularly unconvincing.