Because hypocrisy is fun!
Because the shoe is on the other foot.
Because people we don't like have no rights.
Because free speech doesn't mean free speech. It means popular speech, didn't you get the memo?
Because that freedom thing is so messy and inconvenient.
All the other countries get to squelch dissent - why can't we too? Mommmmy!
Because we didn't vote for W to change Clinton's policies, we just want W to wield them!
Now stop asking such difficult questions and go punch a protester ya pinko.