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To: Phantom Lord; RedBloodedAmerican
Lionel Hutz has a better winning percentage than Klayman.

Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."

16 posted on 09/23/2003 1:14:21 PM PDT by Texas_Dawg (Socialist intervention sucks.)
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To: Texas_Dawg
Judge: Mr. Hutz w've been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.
32 posted on 09/23/2003 1:37:02 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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