Thirty-eight years old and at every single family gathering someone will always ask me after dinner if I want a cup of coffee with dessert. Whaddya expect, they're Italian.
Back in the mid-80s, I was matriculating at Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, NJ. It's right on the Hudson River directly across from the Empire State building. Just north of the campus on the Jersey side was/is a Maxwell House factory. Not only did the nasty smell of coffee permeate the air every once in a while, but occassionally they'd burn a batch and the campus would reek all day long. Yuck!
And what is it with you coffee drinkers? Can't you walk into a coffee house and order a cup of joe without it taking it two minutes and thirty words? :)
Anyway - in answer to Registered's question - I get espresso roast, grind it fine, and make it in the regular coffeemaker.