[shadowman99]

Hey, you're young and swingin',
No time to think about tomorrow
But there ain't no way to deny it
Some day, you're gonna buy it.
Plan today,
Go with Ferryman
Tomorrow!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
he's the man with the plot, the man with the plan!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
He's the mortician man who loves you!
A lot!

Ferryman, Ferryman,
Bye Bye!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
Bye Bye!

[Pete]

I think the funniest line for me was when Mr. Carlson is wearing the sinus mask and Johnny comes in to talk to him about something. In mid-sentence, Johnny stops and asks him what the deal is with the "disco, bondage head-gear."

Also, when the show starts there is a radio scanning the dial. The last voice before the music kicks is a news broadcast that says, "The senator, while claiming he was not intoxicated, could not explain is nudity.". That always cracked me up.