[Slip18]

"After learning about this matter, I had diarrhea on the same day that this tort occurred, furthermore I experienced nausea, diaphoresis, palpitations, tenesmis, headache, loss of concentration and excessive salivation in the ensuing three days. I wish to be joined as a Plantiff. I'm still not back to my normal self."

And your wife can sue for loss of consortion. There's bucks to be made there, too.

[CholeraJoe]

Sorry Slippy, the b*tch was kicked out several months ago.