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[I_Love_My_Husband]

Pic #1 - That woman embarrasses me. Get her out of here fast!

Pic #2 - Thank you for saying the F word about the President. I'd love to say it but you said it for me! WORD!

[EggsAckley]

Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Pic #2- (Moby to Kerry) I don't give a D* who's elected as long as socialism comes back to the USA I'll be happy. Hey K== let me know what else I can do for ya!

[steplock]

I could tell you what BILL CLINTON would be thinking if he saw that picture of the woman......

[WackySam]

[Arpege92]

I'm not a french woman but Kerry has convinced me to grow out my arm pit hair....Veva La French Kerry!

[jwfiv]

Jean Femme Kerrie has LOSER written all over his face...astonishing

[ditto h]

So which one is his v.p.

[CounterCounterCulture]

#2: New cover for the Moby album EVERYTHING IS WRONG

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

ABOVE: John "Evil F" Kerry performs pit inspections at Moby concert. "By giving equal weight to left and right wing pitstain patrol, I demonstrate my bipartisan approach to governing. And by the way, I served in Vietnam."

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Kerry: "In my state we teach fisting to middle-schoolers. Marlene here is one of our best instructors and one of my good friends in the teacher's union. What great technique she has! And by the way, I served in Vietnam."

[pulaskibush]

Shirt translations

1. I'm with stupid

2. Lesbian Power! Down with the Hetero

3. Clinton prostitute #48611387413

4. Official spokeswoman for Old Spice Deodorant

5. John Kerry hairstylist #486135416874

6. Dull incompotent Presidential Candidates with no plan turn me on!

[Rockitz]

Herman Melville's Inspiration

[Consort]

More on the top picture: Kerry needs a Kaption

[Doctor Raoul]

When I dated Magic Johnson, I used to have to reach up this high to.....

[Doctor Raoul]

You know, after nailing Yoko
Ono, this one really looks hot.

[Conservomax]

Moby's an idiot. i went to see him in Boston back in December. He went on for about two minutes with some screed about how he has to apologize on behalf of Americans everywhere because of Dubya. Gee, thanks, asshole.
The audience was full of a bunch of Berkely, Emerson and BU students with silver spoons up their arses, they cheered roboticly. It made me realize how much more mature you are at 25 than at 21.
Anywho, after the show, Moby was leaving the concert hall (The Paradise, which is the BEST place to see a show in Boston), when some kids went up to him and beat the crap out the lil' man and his pansy posse. The next day Moby went on the radio saying that he wasn't sure who did it but he was fairly certain it was members of the "religious right" trying to silence him.
Yeah, Moby, the biggest problem in Boston are those roving gangs of religious right vigilantes who go around "silencing" people on Comm. ave at 1:30AM, you f***ing moron.
After that, some kid called up claiming that it was his buddies who beat up Moby because they were Eminem fans (for those who don't know - there's a feud). and they didn't like Moby beacuse (paraphrasing: he was "gay" - not homosexual gay, just gay in a straight geeky p***y kinda way.
Moby didn't say anything after that.

[right way right]

I think Kerry always looks jaundice!

[Hank Rearden]

Who's that cancer victim he's propping up in the right-hand photo?