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CAPTION THE PICTURE - Kerry and Moby
AP ^ | 9/21/03 | The Heinz Foundation and the DNC

Posted on 09/21/2003 9:36:12 AM PDT by Diogenesis

CAPTION THE PICTURE

Kerry and Moby. Much to choose.
Caption the translation of the shirt on the woman in front.
or what the hidden woman is whispering to Mr. Heinz, or what the security agent on the back
right is thinking. So much to choose. So Little Time
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Extended News; Front Page News; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: dnc; heinz; kerry; massachusetts; moby
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To: China Clipper
I see what you mean, but it sure does look weird.

heheheh.
21 posted on 09/21/2003 5:25:42 PM PDT by EggsAckley (..........I *LOVE* hitting the abuse button...............)
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To: Diogenesis

Herman Melville's Inspiration

22 posted on 09/21/2003 8:53:16 PM PDT by Rockitz (After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
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To: Diogenesis
More on the top picture: Kerry needs a Kaption
23 posted on 09/21/2003 8:57:26 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Diogenesis

When I dated Magic Johnson, I used to have to reach up this high to.....
24 posted on 09/21/2003 9:08:11 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: EggsAckley
Not a caption, but look at the way he's holding the guy's arm, in the picture on the right. Weird.

It that a "wearing the earing in the right ear" thing or a ""wearing the earing in the left ear" thing?

25 posted on 09/21/2003 9:09:54 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Diogenesis

You know, after nailing Yoko
Ono, this one really looks hot.

26 posted on 09/21/2003 9:12:31 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Doctor Raoul

Looks like she's celebrating her win.
John Kerry just lost an old 'Po City game
called "Smiles".

27 posted on 09/21/2003 9:16:13 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Doctor Raoul

LIBERAL FEMALE: "He promised me a blue
dress.....he promised me a blue dress......Mom, isn't great?

28 posted on 09/21/2003 9:19:33 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Doctor Raoul
CORRECTION

LIBERAL FEMALE: "He promised me a blue
dress.....he promised me a blue dress......Mom, isn't THAT great?

29 posted on 09/21/2003 9:20:19 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: EggsAckley
"...the way he's holding the guy's arm. Wierd."

My observation too. What do you expect from a French-looking Lurch Char-Pe(sp?)
30 posted on 09/21/2003 9:25:57 PM PDT by time4good
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To: Doctor Raoul
The emblem on her athletic bra is disguised as a Chinese or Japanese language symbol, but it's actually portraying a man whose genitals are about to be crushed in a Panda Bear trap...
31 posted on 09/21/2003 9:29:03 PM PDT by O Neill (Oh we're out here havin' fun, in the warm California sun...)
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To: Diogenesis

Moby's an idiot. i went to see him in Boston back in December. He went on for about two minutes with some screed about how he has to apologize on behalf of Americans everywhere because of Dubya. Gee, thanks, asshole.
The audience was full of a bunch of Berkely, Emerson and BU students with silver spoons up their arses, they cheered roboticly. It made me realize how much more mature you are at 25 than at 21.
Anywho, after the show, Moby was leaving the concert hall (The Paradise, which is the BEST place to see a show in Boston), when some kids went up to him and beat the crap out the lil' man and his pansy posse. The next day Moby went on the radio saying that he wasn't sure who did it but he was fairly certain it was members of the "religious right" trying to silence him.
Yeah, Moby, the biggest problem in Boston are those roving gangs of religious right vigilantes who go around "silencing" people on Comm. ave at 1:30AM, you f***ing moron.
After that, some kid called up claiming that it was his buddies who beat up Moby because they were Eminem fans (for those who don't know - there's a feud). and they didn't like Moby beacuse (paraphrasing: he was "gay" - not homosexual gay, just gay in a straight geeky p***y kinda way.
Moby didn't say anything after that.

32 posted on 09/21/2003 9:31:22 PM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Doctor Raoul
Kerry: You should try doing some push-ups, you're arms are all jiggly wiggly.
33 posted on 09/21/2003 9:33:59 PM PDT by Conservomax
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To: time4good
"...the way he's holding the guy's arm. Wierd."

He's demonstrating his wrist lock technique he used in the jungles of Nam.
34 posted on 09/21/2003 9:35:24 PM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Conservomax
He's demonstrating his wrist lock technique he used in the jungles of Nam.

Very likely. And the large wristwatch often masks a deep longing to have been a fighter pilot...

35 posted on 09/21/2003 9:44:31 PM PDT by O Neill (Oh we're out here havin' fun, in the warm California sun...)
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To: Rockitz
Melville!!! LOL!
36 posted on 09/21/2003 9:47:47 PM PDT by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org ** God may not be a Republican, but Satan is definitely a Democrat!)
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To: ovrtaxt
Hey, someone got it or at least thought it was funny!

My puns can be a bit pun-ishing at times.
37 posted on 09/21/2003 9:53:31 PM PDT by Rockitz (After all these years, it's still rocket science.)
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To: Rockitz
Along those lines, one guy's tagline says 'dick gephardt-- before he dicks you.'
38 posted on 09/21/2003 10:00:09 PM PDT by ovrtaxt ( http://www.fairtax.org ** God may not be a Republican, but Satan is definitely a Democrat!)
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To: Diogenesis
I think Kerry always looks jaundice!
39 posted on 09/21/2003 10:06:01 PM PDT by right way right
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To: Diogenesis
Who's that cancer victim he's propping up in the right-hand photo?
40 posted on 09/21/2003 10:08:37 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Dick Gephardt. Before he dicks you.)
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