[woofie]

I'm waiting for Clark's position paper on 'precious bodily fluids'.

What is his position on "flouride"?

[headsonpikes]

"Fluorides?"

I think Generalissimo Weasley 'flies the black helicopters', as he monitors the 'contrails' program.

You realize, of course, that fluoridation impacts one's precious bodily fluids like nothing else; luckily, we've got the Generalissimo on the case!