[Unknown Freeper]

1. How much did the teeth whitening cost all these girls?
2. Would someone please tell them to speak from the diaphragm.

[Endeavor]

Who chose Tom whomever to host this? I dunno why they're all nasal.

This Tom guy really has no class. I hope some of the constestants have class. This used to be a classy deal way back when I was a kid and my mom would make me sit in front of her on the floor and she'd roll my hair while we watched the pageant. Of course, that was forever ago.