To: Theyknow
"George W. Bush spent his childhood between the
Bush homes in New York, Long Island and
Connecticut; the family compound at
Kennebunkport, Maine; the 10,000-acre plantation
in South Carolina; and the island retreat in Florida,
where their neighbors were Doubledays, Fords,
Roosevelts and Vanderbilts."
43 posted on
09/20/2003 2:36:17 PM PDT by
RLK
To: RLK
In his own words?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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