[Cathryn Crawford]

Crackpots in Texas are often right. Texans have a higher percentage of being right than, say, Californians.

Here, take a look at this:

Notice the wings and the bird-like attributes? It's not there for nothing. Birds are demon-possessed. As a matter of fact, birds may be little demons in and of themselves.

[Scenic Sounds]

ROFL.

And I'll bet you wouldn't recognize a grackle if it sat on your pizza. ROFL.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

How do you explain angels' wings? (Do you think they're there so they can get away from birds?)