[The KG9 Kid]

Schwarzenegger should say that he went AWOL from the Austrian Army because he was ashamed that he wasn't serving as a United States Marine.

This is the *Austrian Army*, for Pete's sake. Who the Hell cares? Go get some goat-yodeler in leather short pants and suspenders to get indignant about this.

[Fred Mertz]

This is the *Austrian Army*, for Pete's sake.

Austria has one of the best homeland defenses in the world. A high caliber weapon must be kept in the closet.

I'm sure this will make Pubbies feel much better about Dubya's alleged AWOL.