[Mama_Bear]

Must be turbulence in the ozone layer causing the electrons to discombotulate.

LOL! I wonder if that is what is also causing the mail to be so frustratingly SLOW to open?

Even with dsl it takes forever! I don't know how Billie and others with dial-up connections have been dealing with this.

See you at the rally tonight.

[Billie]

Even with dsl it takes forever! I don't know how Billie and others with dial-up connections have been dealing with this.

With much moaning and groaning, believe me! :( Though I appreciate Jim and John both answering the mail I broke down and wrote last week, and knowing that they understand there 'is' a problem with the mailroom and they're 'working on it'. :)

[Jim Robinson]

No that's a different problem. It's related to sun spots coupled with unusual erratic phasing of the moon. Seems this is causing zionic orbital transmutions (ZOT) within our transmission lines which causes a leakage of ionized check bits into the chad bucket and this leads to severely impacted throughput rates from the discombutulator to the modem. John is frantically searching for a work around, but he's having trouble duplicating the unusual phasing of the moon.

[Jim Robinson]

Good news! John says it wasn't the discombutulator causing the problem after all. He finally got the lasso around the erratically phasing moon and was able to get under the hood and root out the problem. Damn roots had the system clogged. A little roto-rooter job and we're good as new. Maybe even better than new. FRMail is pretty zippy now that he has all the drains swirling in the right direction.