[hobbes1]

There once was a man from Peru
That Fell Asleep in a Canoe
His Name was Bill Clinton
After Monica Came a'Hintin
He stained her dress , It was blue

[xsmommy]

you two are scaring me.

[Liberal Classic]

There was a lass called Lewinsky.
With dark wavy hair and good skinsky.
Lots of fun so he thought
Until he got caught
Now what a pain in the buttinsky!