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Larry: Soooooo Arnold, what`s with interview you did with Oui magazine.

Ahnold: Larry, dat vas a loong time ago when I vas a single guy and you know the `70`s it vas a cazy time. Studio 54 unt all dat.

Larry: Yeeesss...But this is important if your going to be Governor. Like that lesbian partisan group Code Pink, I completely gave Clinton a pass on his sexual assaults and rape because after all, heh heh, this is CNN and after all being a Governor is more important than being President, so I am going to hound you for the next hour on your interview with OUI magazine. Over and over and over and over...Caller, you have a question for Arnold.

Caller: Hi Arnold, I just want to say I love all your movies, and I am a registered democrat who voted for Bill Clinton twice and thought all 4 billion of his sexual assaults were all lies perpetrated by the right wing conspiracy that Hillary let us know about... So what did you mean when you said you had a gang bang with a black woman?

Arnold: It vasn`t a gang bang dam you! It vas an orgy with other men!

Larry: Are you gay Arnold?

Arnold: NO I am not gay! Vhat ist this obsession with my sex life in der 70`s! I did not abuse anybody I did not assault anybody!

Caller: But your not a democrat and this is important! You don`t get a pass Arnold!

Arnold: But my wife ist der democrat!

Larry: Ok, I`ll give you credit for that Arnold, so back to the gang bang...When you saw this black woman, did you have sex with her first?

Arnold: AAAARRRHHH!!! VHAT IST THIS?? (Arnold lies)Larry, did i tell you I`m a 2nd cousin to Clinton?

Larry: Oh really? So tell me of what you plan to do as governor