Whenever I run into a liberal, I'm asked why I like Bush. I say, "I don't. He's too liberal for me."
The Republican Party has been marching Leftward for a long time now. I'd say it's more Left than the Democratic Party of forty years ago. So perhaps it's time we true conservatives let it die and throw our collective support behind a new party with real conservative principles.
Perhaps you could call it the "Losers Club" and you could hold your meetings in a tee House. Some of us tried our own version of thi scheme, it's called the Libertarian Party.