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Allah Declares Virgin Shortage; Announces Recruiting Drive
Holy Books
| September 12, 2003
| nwrep
Posted on 09/12/2003 7:33:21 PM PDT by nwrep
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To: RippleFire
How's the punchline go:
"No! No! No! We RIDE the camel to town to visit the bawdy house!"
To: joe032783
193. And fight them on until there is no more Tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah. but if they cease, Let there be no hostility except to those who practise oppression. Great. Does that mean you're hostile to those who practice oppression in Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, Egypt, Somalia, Sudan? Or do they get a pass becuase they're mohammedans?
"and there prevail justice and faith in Allah"
Looks like it's ok to fight anyone who doesn't bow down to your god ... I base that interpretation on the behaviour of mohammedans from the day mohammed slaughtered the men of Medina through the centuries to the present day.
Questions:
Is it acceptable to detonate fragmentation bombs on commuter busses?
Is it acceptable to detonate incendiary bombs in crowded nightclubs?
Is it acceptable to kidnap and hold for ransom those who disagree with you?
Is it acceptable to crash airplanes into office towers full of businessmen?
Is it acceptable for armed mobs to take over the embassies of foreign nations and hold the diplomatic staff hostage?
Enquiring minds...
To: joe032783
Koran 2:191
"Kill the disbelievers wherever we find them."
Koran 2:192
"But if they cease, Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful."
Koran 2:193
"And fight them on until there is no more Tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah."
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English translation...
Koran 2:192 Kill all those who do not accept Islam whereever you may find them.
Koran 2:193 Unless they "repent" and accept Islam, then Allah will forgive them.
Koran 2:193 Otherwise fight all the unbelievers until they are all killed or accept faith in Allah.
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That's about the gist of it, right?
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posted on
10/07/2003 4:37:57 PM PDT
by
DefCon
To: DannyTN
To: joe032783; Salem
John 3:16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
To: spectacularbid2003
raisons=raisins
To: DannyTN
raisons=raisins
To: spectacularbid2003
My folks always said, "You pay for your raisin'".
68
posted on
10/10/2003 12:54:20 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
(Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
To: joe032783
Pardon me while I try to wade thru all of your BS. Perhaps allah could use some attractive swines.
69
posted on
10/10/2003 12:55:47 PM PDT
by
BayouCoyote
(PORK AKBAR!!)
To: Alouette
That's pretty funny!
To: nwrep
Send him more Rachel Corries!
Looking for a flat in the Holy Land?
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posted on
10/10/2003 1:25:09 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Be a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum, cuz how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum)
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