Mary carey on Sean Hannity now!

9/12/03

[meg70]

Hannity should challenge Thong Girl and Mary Carey to a debate/runoff..

[L.N. Smithee]

I thought he was married!

[finnman69]

http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/

My Gubernatorial Platform
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!

Mary reveals her positions on several issues in her speech at Harbor UCLA Research & Education Institute on August 28.

New position highlights include:

Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage
She supports physician-assisted suicide
She is pro-choice
She supports legalizing ferrets

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She's for legalizing ferrets?! That's it, I'm voting for her.

[Pukin Dog]

Even a HINO would be better than Grey Davis.

[meg70]

Does she know of Ms. Vaginal Infection as well?

[Mr. Mojo]

Sean said every Friday till the election he will have an "alternate" candidate on just for fun.

I love to see him interview Robert Anton Wilson from the Guns and Dope Party

[meg70]

I do like her idea of putting the people on unemployment to work VIA jury duty..

[Malcolm]

LOL, ask her who Mr. Herpes is.....

[Cobra64]

I'd bet she'd pick up the white courtesy phone after hear the page, Paging Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt, please come to the courtesy desk."

[plain talk]

she be ho

[PeaceBeWithYou]

This one about says it all.

California gubernatorial candidates Lawrence Strauss, center and Darrin Scheidle talk with adult film star and fellow candidate Mary Carey, Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003, at an event celebrating 13 years of heart research at the Harbor-UCLA Research and Education Institute in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

[martin_fierro]

Well, did she know?

Ask her about Colon Plower.

Him she knows.

[finnman69]

"YOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

[Argus]

Her credentials are impressive and nobody can say she lacks experience.

[finnman69]

Movies...
Double D Dolls 2 (Rain Video)
Girls School 4 (Rain Video)
Flirts (Rain Video)
Asses In The Air 4 (Rain Video)
Hot Showers 6 (Rain Video)
California Coeds
Sky Blu's Raw Sex
Decadent Divas 17
Hustler's Hot Showers
Decadent Divas 18
Big Blowout (Vivid)
Grand Opening (Vivid)
New Wave Hookers 8 (VCA)
Cruel Manipulations (VCA)
Boobsville Sorority Girls (Big Top Video)
Devin Lane Show 4 (Wicked)
Hustler Busty Beauties 3 (Hustler Video)
Raw Sex (JKP)
Vices: The Making Of A High Society Girl (High Society/Bizarre)
Vivid Interactive Strip Tease
When The Boyz Are Away The Girls Will Play V. 7(JKP)

Magazines...
D-Cup
Gent
High Society
Cheri (2)
Naughty Neighbors (2)
Club
Hustler Busty Beauties
Hustler
Leg Show
Club International
Gene Simmon's Tongue

TV/Internet...
Playboy TV Weekend Flash
Playboy TV 7 Lives Exposed
Playboy Nightcalls 411
Playboy Nightcalls
Sexy Urban Legends (Playboy)
Playboy.com
Howard Stern Show
Miss Cleo Commericial
America's Dirtiest Jokes
R. Kelly Music Video
"Feelin' On Yo Booty"

[TheBigB]

Asses In The Air 4 (Rain Video)

For which she was snubbed by the Academy. A crime, I say...

[and the horse you rode in on]

I think she would be in a unique position to negotiate with legislators for votes.

[finnman69]

"Just sign the bill honey and I'll su...."

[JusPasenThru]

She has a nice smile.

[finnman69]

I missed New Wave Hookers 1-7 myself.