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Two boys are playing football at this park in a small Texas town when a
crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys.

Thinking quickly the other boy takes a rock and kills the dog, thus saving
his friend.

A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes
over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story
and says, "I'll title it 'young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
Animal.'"

But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in Texas, I just assumed you were," says the reporter
and he starts writing again. He asks "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend
From Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says.

"Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the
Longhorns. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan," the boy
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The reporter smiles and starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes:

"LITTLE REDNECK BASTARD FROM ARKANSAS KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET!"