Nine bongs for nine brides?
What an absolutely humourless justice department. IMHO Ashcroft is right up there with Ed Meese. I'm not joining the dems on this one. I've thought Ashcroft was an inbred waspy little dick for about twenty now. He's a completely uninspiring little man who's parents eff'd up mighty big with some headgames.
Ashcroft plays the same old tired song over and over and over. He belongs in therapy, not heading justice.
The more questionable Ashcroft's actions are the more of a ruthless fig pucker he becomes. And the more he enjoys it too.
We have criminals running Wallstreet(which would have been our future instead of Social Security), witnesses against spies sitting in Brazillian jails for years to rot because someones too busy rescuing us from statues with breasts and Tommy Chong than to fill out the extradition request. We have an FBI draining lakes trying to find a pond that fits a theory. We have boardroom criminals scurrying about like free range rats. We have no more accounting firms to fire in order to make our books fit the audit. We have every brokerage firm known to man being prosecuted and sued for SEC violations, and settling BIG, but the money goes to Justice, not those swindled. We have millions of illegals hopping aboard like reverse lemmings and Gray Davis is busy giving them ID to use nationally.
But we got no more Tommy Chong to worry about! Tommy's obvious crime is that he did not contribute big to the RNC or Bush run. Had he payed the keepers, he'd be eating at the Whitehouse and not at the bighouse! I mean Bush honors Ozzy Osbourne, a foul mouthed heroin addict during a whitehouse event but incarcerates Tommy Chong?