"Ralph...Ralph...Hey Ralph..."
"Hey I'm under here Herbie..."
"What're you doing under there man?"...
"I'm hiding from my dumb human..."
"What'd you do, crap on the rug again?..."
"No man, he wants to get me a flea bath..."
"A FLEA BATH?..."
"Yeah, everytime HE catches something, I have to get the flea bath!..."