The next time 'Arnold' farts, you can be sure that'll get a banner too.
"...We report (almost anything that comes along with a banner-headline so you'll think it's something important and continue to stay tuned and watch our advertisers)...You decide (to keep watching in case we ever DO put up a banner for something really newsworthy)...".
Ever read 'Peter and the Wolf'?
BTW: I wish they'd just let the poor old guy retire already - he deserves the rest after all he's done.