[Chancellor Palpatine]

What you're supposed to say is "I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch and I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church, and I ain't even got a garage - you can call home and ask my wife". < /Uneasy Rider Lyric Reference >

;)

[Once-Ler]

We’re the Wickersham Brothers, we’re vigilant spotters,
Hotshot spotters of rotters and plotters!
And we’re going to save our sons and our daughters,
From YOU!
You’re a dastardly, ghastardly, schnastardly schnook,
Trying to brainwash our brains with this gobbledygook!

We know what you’re up to, pal.
You’re trying to shatter our morale.
You’re trying to stir up discontent.
And seize the reins of government.

You’re trying to throw sand in our eyes.
You’re trying to kill free enterprise.
And raise the cost of figs and dates.
And wreck our compound interest rates.
And shut our schools.
And steal our jewels.
And even change our football rules.
And take away our garden tools.
And lock us up in vestibules.
But, fortunately, we’re no fools!
</Horton Hears a Who - Wickersham Brothers Song Reference>