Gay fans will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, back to Houston and down to Brownsville on the border. They'll proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. They turn back east to Abilene, Fort Worth and Dallas.
Each person will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. I voted for Al Gore. I love the Dixie Chicks. Your BBQ sucks, and the Alamo was a waste of time. I want Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant that makes it back to Dallas, alive, wins.
The contestant that makes it out of Dallas city limit, alive, wins...
Even vegetarians eat Texas barbecue and that's no lie. Sam's BBQ in Austin (east side of town on 12th) has a signed photo from Josh Alan (Friedman, a Dallas, Texan by why of NY) that says "I'd be a vegetarian but for Sam's". I've also overhead some college girls saying that they are vegetarians but every now and then they'll give in and eat some barbecue because it just tastes/smells so good and that there is no comparable vegan substitute.