[Conspiracy Guy]

Hey I got my brain back. It was only temporary.

Solar Flair

We best be careful til this thing,
Has run it’s natural course.
My tinfoil hat could not withstand,
The power of this force.
It bombed my brain just like a nuke,
The functioning was gone.
I thought I was a Liberal,
I felt so all alone.
But praise the Lord it went away,
And I am back to normal.
Those solar flares can sure do harm,
Your brain will be a doornail.
So please be careful when you’re out,
I’ll tell where I’m at.
Until this solar storm is gone,
I’ll wear a double hat.

Flurry 10/31/03

I wrote this poem will under the effects of solar flare. 98% brain function loss, a liberal.



The Liberal Slant

The planes on nine eleven,
Were piloted by him.
The first Gulf War and Viet Nam,
He’s to blame for them.
Korea and sure World War Two,
Once again his fault.
And in there too, Geraldo found,
He looted Capone’s Vault.
Extinction of the dinosaurs,
And yes the Big Bang too.
George Dubaya Bush, he did it all,
And he blames me and you.

Flurry 10/30/03

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where Were You Five Years Ago Today?!"

Good job, MCM...MUD

[sultan88]

"Hey I got my brain back."

Whew. Bet ya missed it! FBD, this happened to you once too, no?

Anyway, great poem as usual!!