[Mudboy Slim]

"WALTER CRONKITE...has called for America's Southern States...to secede from our Union."

We tried that once already...dagnabbit!! Why don't we just cede over the Northeast to socialist Canada and give California back to Mexico...that'd leave the America's heartland to become the great nation we were meant to be!!

FReegards...MUD

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...We do what you're asking and there's less people left to protect US...

...and that's precisely what Anti-U.S. Uncle WALTER and Auntie HILLARY's Agenda is.