[Mudboy Slim]

"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!"
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")

Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATS' HO's with a righteous zeal...
We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATS're SA-AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!

FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans...
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)

Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford,
Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATS Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed,
DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATS condone RAPE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim


886 posted on 04/25/2003 5:04 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)

[BOBTHENAILER]

Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford,

Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.

Superb job, Mud.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Mud, you are a sight for sore eyes (virtually speaking, of course)!

Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

Can I be RA-AD, too???

Your energy is such a gift. Mud with a flag and a hill to charge - the enemy hasn't a chance.

I need a vacation, lol!

AMMO.

 

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