[Mudboy Slim]

"Right-Wing's Got the Passion!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Talk About the Passion")

Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime...
DemonRATS back-trackin'!!
Empty souls...evil hearts... Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone Mass-Murders Five Thousand Kosovars!!

Talkin' RE-Impeachment...ahh hunhhh!!
Talkin' Slick's Conviction...
No one cares...Press went South...
Ignorin' Left's Vile Corruption!!
Sheeple care...we'll vote Right!!
A Cultural Revolution!!

FReepers WIN...Ignore Left's Spin!!
Fight to win this fight!! ...ahhhhh...
RightWing's got the Passion!! ...ahhhh...
Left's Hell shan't kill Our Nation!! ...ahh henh...

Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
Mudboy Slim...DETHRONE Slick!!!
Hunt Slick like a hawk!!

Talkin' Incarceration...
Right's fightin' fer Our Nation!!
Left's Medyuh's self-disgracin'!!
Voting Right's Our Action!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!

Mudboy Slim (8/29/99)

[LonePalm]

Another Classic!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)