Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!

(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks. Did I post my Viet Vet Poem? Applies to all loud mouth protestors.

We Served

Some of us were drafted,
Some did volunteer.
All of us did serve our land,
While others just stayed here.
We fought, we died, we gave support,
Both stateside and abroad.
They called us baby killers,
They called the war a fraud.
We were only soldiers,
We did what we were told.
Young men never came back home,
Young men now are old.
We served with pride the USA,
And all we ask of you.
Is sit and shut your rabid mouth,
Till you have served her too.

Flurry 10/9/3

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...I just passed that one on to my dad who did two tours off Nam with the Navy.

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

I was stateside USAF 72-76 so I didn't go to Nam. I was called a baby killer while in uniform at LAX and again at Logan.

I told both parties that I'd never killed a baby but I was thinking about stomping a stupid hippy or two.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Why the lib media and Hollyweird hate George W. Bush

The Clintons spent untold millions of taxpayer’s dollars catering to the rich and famous. How many parties did these clowns throw? This gave the Clintons a chance to show their newfound power with the social elite. It also gave them a chance to rub elbows with people who wouldn’t have given them the time of day without their newfound power. It gave the social elite a chance to whine about their little pet projects and feel so superior to the taxpaying masses. All the while Bill felt their pain and no telling what else he felt. In other words scum is attracted to scum.

George and Laura on the other hand have kept their partying to a minimum. George has also spent an inordinate amount of his time on running the country and fighting the war on terror.

No wonder Katie Couric hates the Bush Family, they don’t seek her advice.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wrote this too.

Bring It On

You wormy little weasels,
Who wish to do us harm.
You make your threats to the US,
And try to cause alarm.
Well here is what we say to you,
We’re waiting for you now.
So crawl out of your stinking cave,
And we will clean your plow.
But you’re afraid to stand up straight,
So we know you will creep.
Up in the dark behind our backs,
And hit us in our sleep.
So come on now out in the sun,
And face us in the light.
We’re ready to defend ourselves,
You are not causing fright.
So stop the talk and walk the walk,
We’ll bring you to your knees.
Your terror isn’t scaring us,
You liberal nominees.

Flurry 10/20/03

[cherry_bomb88]

hmmm, yes, does kind of lessen the quality of the post, doesn't it????

[Mudboy Slim]

"I was thinking about stomping a stupid hippy or two."

It goes to the infinite credit of the training and self-control of the military folks that more hippies didn't get the arses handed to them.

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

388!!!!

This one is mine!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

Mud....ya' took my 388

[Mudboy Slim]

I just went back and checked an I got 88 and 288, too, while CM snuck in fer 188...y'all 88ers are lettin' us down...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Saw hippies get it a time or two. Laughed my arse off. One time it was me. I beat the crap out of one, one night in a bar. I was in civilian clothes and a Marine in uniform was being taunted. I grabbed the hippy and swept the floor with him. The Jarhead said thanks. I showed him my military ID and said "I was doing the hippy a favor, you were about to kill him".

[Conspiracy Guy]

ALABAMA's Rino governor lost his $1.2 billion tax scam being voted down 68% to 32%. I wrote this to say how I felt a month later.

Dear Bob,

Republican In Name Only,
Or RINO as it’s called.
The people gave their trust to you,
You ought to be recalled.
But lucky you we can’t do that,
At least not like Ol Gray.
But in three years just wait and see,
We have another way.
One Term Bob get used to it,
Get used to losing big.
Before we vote for you again,
We’d rather have a pig.
You promised change, and that you tried,
To cheat us even more.
And since you won’t apologize,
We’ll show you to the door.
Bye bye Bob, so long, farewell,
Best use up all your tricks.
And don’t say we weren’t fair to you,
Here comes two thousand six.

DIF 10/16/03

[Blue Scourge]

*Gives Mudboy a Standing ovation...*

good stuff man

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the kudos, Mr. Scourge...and good luck with JMU. My youngest brother graduted from Madison about ten years ago. Great school, beautiful campus, and tons of very attractive coeds!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I beat the crap out of one..."

Ain't it satisfyin'?! Only problem is, it's sorta like Chinese food, as soon as you finish one off, ya still feel hungry fer more...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

A pretty autumn morning,
The sky so clear and blue.
But soon the peace was shattered,
They hit the towers two....

Great composition, Flurry. You have a real talent. I encourage you to post all yer stuff on this thread.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hopefully, you got the Alabammy Guv'nuh's email address and forwarded that to him...I fail to see the logic in these Pubbies gettin' themselves elected then ruling like DemonRATS!! Don't they know that GOPers are unlike the RATS in that we have principles and will bite the heads off our leaders who ignore said principles. Nobody can convince me that we just aren't spending quite enuff taxpayer money at the Federal, State, or Local levels, so increased taxes is NEVER, EVER the answer!!

You really ought to send that to Bob, the RINO Governor, my FRiend...MUD

[sultan88]

You put a cupcake in,
You pull a real team out,...

BWAHAHAHA And they did just replaced a strong opponent on next year's schedule with a cupcake. Pitifulllllll!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Flurry. You have a real talent."

Yep...he's a welcome addition to the Black threads, ain't he?!

FReegards...MUD