Man charged with offering woman tires for sex

Atlanta Journal- Constitution ^ | 9.10.03

[ChemistCat]

OUCH!

Hey, I was 20-something then. Long ago and far away and in another universe....

[Treebeard]

That wouldn't bother me, but if I'd gotten to the hotel and it turned out she had mag rims, I'd have run like hell.

[ChemistCat]

Ouch!

Hey, I was in my 20s then. Long ago, far away, and in another universe....

[ChemistCat]

Ouch!

Hey, I was in my 20s then. Long ago, far away, and in another universe....

[ChemistCat]

Ouch!

Hey, I was in my 20s then. Long ago, far away, and in another universe....

[mikeb704]

Perhaps the lad was fired up by the stirring words of Dr. Dean, who a while back counseled,"the problem now is how to govern, and that's where the real rubber is underneath the road."

Indeed, most inspirational.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[StormEye]

I don't get it. What crime is this guy guilty of?
If he offered nothing would a crime have been
committed? How about an evening out on the town,
dinner, a movie, and then a look at his artwork
at his apartment with a nice bottle of champaign
in exchange for a "romantic night"? Would a crime
have been committed now?

Suppose instead of tires from his place of employment,
he offered a diamond necklace or ring? Or suppose he offered
her a new car or a new place to live? Where's the crime?

[Vladivostok]

since I didn't want him mad at me while my car was in pieces,

Just for future reference if you ever find yourself with a bad tranny and no money, don't put out until after it's back together! :-)

[Vladivostok]

since I didn't want him mad at me while my car was in pieces,

Just for future reference if you ever find yourself with a bad tranny and no money, don't put out until after it's back together! :-)

[Bluntpoint]

Where's the crime?

He wanted extra "favors" for the balancing.

[OldEagle]

"Where's the crime?"

His offer placed a monetary value on her performance and had him soliciting prostitution. According to this logic, she could have been arrested had she accepted.

[don-o]

What is the "just damn" reference mean?

I find it pretty clear.

[Bluntpoint]

And, of course, he must have been ugly.

[and the horse you rode in on]

An employee of a tire dealership in Athens has been arrested on charges that he offered tires to a woman in exchange for sex.

How come offering a woman dinner and a movie in exchange for sex is called dating, and offering 4 steel belted radials is called a crime?

[Bluntpoint]

With four tires and wheels, there are more "nuts" that need to be messed with. You stupid "lug."

[mlmr]

I agree. I never would have imagined that he could/should be arrested. Whatever happened to "No, thank you." or "Get lost, creep?"

[nicollo]

What's the difference between an old tire and 365 used condoms?
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[One's a Goodyear, the other's a GREAT year]

[honeygrl]

Hah! There are 3 Tires Plus stores here but it didn't say which one. I only live few minutes from any of them. Glad I now know NOT to go there.

I have one question though. How did the man get her phone number?

[Phil V.]

Pray that "Let's roll" was not part of his line.

[bluelowrider57]

what a LOSER