To: bentfeather
Two elderly ladies were sitting on a bench waiting for a bus,
when one looked at the other and said, "I hate it when the
buses run late. I've been sitting here so long that my butt
has fallen asleep."
To which the other lady says, "I know. I heard it snoring."
46 posted on
09/10/2003 4:48:12 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
48 posted on
09/10/2003 4:54:17 AM PDT by
minor49er
(A dream with a cat in it, is a sweet dream!)
To: tomkow6
LOL ! ! ! Love it!
I think I have heard other "sleeping butts".
(Tomkow, I know that you hear voices, but I don't know if your cat talks to you or not. LOL!)
56 posted on
09/10/2003 5:10:34 AM PDT by
SouthernHawk
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