[FlyVet]

Am I going to have to stop this car and come back there after you two?!?

LOL! My mom kept a wiffleball bat in the front seat, so dad never had to stop the car.

[cyborg]

My mother had a green sugar cane switch. For any time that my father was unwilling to fork over spending money, there was a machete in the corner of the kitchen. Now she has downgraded to a wooden English police baton for unruly street urchins (this is actually true).