heheh.. everyone knows Hispanics are REALLY white people with Spanish surnames. I like to use this simple test. If X marries a white what will their kids be considered? My aunt who is Irish married a Mexican. Her kids, my cousins are white. The only way that anyone would have any idea that they are "hispanic" is if they told them their last name.
Now me. My dad is black. Even though my mom is Irish, I look black so I will forever be black in the eyes most that look upon me without getting to know me. There is no question black people aren't white.
Now Asians are a little more tricky, but their offspring generally still look Asian even if they are half-white. Conclusion? Asian aren't white either.
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