I know Publius - you don't get his real character from his postings. He's really six-foot-six of chiseled Olympian might, blue-eyed, crewcut, trims his chest-hair with a weed-eater. That stuff about the Seattle Chamber Music Society is just a front - behind those CDs in his living room are Megadeth albums. Do you really think there's a musical instrument in that violin case?
Oh, wait a minute. You've met him, haven't you? Never mind...