[templar]

'Bout 15 years ago, I had a girlfriend that I was engaged to. She, being a counselor herself, insisted on relationship counciling to address a few difficulties we had. The Councillor we went to focused entirely on myself 'getting in touch' with my feminine side. You know, I loved that woman and I really tried. I really, really tried. Eventually though, the whole thing, counciling, engagementt, everything, failed. The two of them finally determined there was no hope for me: That I didn't have a feminine side.

I'm old now and don't particularly want to persue marriage again. But, sometimes, I really wish I had met a real woman who wanted to be involved with a real man. Not Psuedo women looking for psuedo men. All you guys that found one, don't ever take her for granted, you're not likely to find another.

[John Lenin]

The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis — because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they're pretty much everywhere.
—Mark Simpson, "Meet the metrosexual," Salon.com, July 22, 2002