[gnarledmaw]

"he's neither effeminate nor wimpy"

Why would anyone think a guy with gelled and styled hair, the latest fruity printed fashions (some in pastels), 250 pairs of shoes, a manicure and a preoccupation with his butt as effeminate? < /sarcasm >

[Maigrey]

I saw me one last week while at lunch with my family. He had on a lime colored linen suit, plaid tie, and a purple gingham shirt. He was sooooo funny. I pointed him out to my aunt and grandmother, and they weren't as cooth as I was. 8-p. (I just love southern women. They know how to give the best backhanded compliments.)